some of these things include:
announcing in an elevator that i slept for 12 hours last night so when i woke up i really had to pee.
later in the afternoon running into someone who was in said elevator, and you know when the last thing you said to someone was vaguely inappropriate you want to just say something else so at least it's not the last thing you said to them? Anyway so i saw this guy again and said, "looks like a hearty lunch." he had a cup of coffee. so that was like kind of jerky but i didn't mean it.
i was supposed to meet a friend at a diner for lunch but he didn't show up so after sitting by myself for 15 or 20 minutes the waiter asked if i wanted to order and i said, "no thanks i have asthma" and left.
Then on the way back to my office i saw nina garcia but you know when you see someone that looks familiar but you're not sure from where you're like "oh i better smile or say hey because i think i work with that person or at least used to." So we met eyes and i smiled and said "hey" and only then did i realize that it was nina garcia of project runway fame and she is not and has never been a coworker of mine.
all this and it's only like 1:30.
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Wow, you might be nearing some sort of record. I also like that you wrote "some of these things include," which makes me think that there are 5 or 6 more that you didn't share for whatever reason.
Oh there are more Josh but a girl's gotta keep some things private.
"no thanks i have asthma"
That's quality comedy right there.
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