Thursday, February 26, 2009

Season 8 American Idol contestants I would fuck and one i surprisingly wouldn't

would totes eff:
Kris Allen
kai kalama
matt giraud

Would not eff:
Adam Lambert

On the fence (maybe we just have oral with):
von smith

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

here's something funny.

I wrote myself an email with a list of goals several months ago. here's what was on it:
- Read more comics
- write more comics
- get job in comics
- be mysterious
- stop being the kind of person that writes herself "goals" emails
- be good sister
- skateboard to train; stop taking bus
- get better at embroidery and cross stitch
- pay bills on time
- read new yorker but not on train
- make comic-reading friends
- make everyone a birthday cake
- put super-kick music on ipod
- be happy and not crabby
- tivo forensic files and north mission road and body of evidence because you love those
- eat more spirulina
- make straight edge friends that aren't weird and straight-edgy
- call your aunt
- wash sheets more

How am i doing?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009


i suck at blogging but here's why. I did all my blogging at work because i had a really nice and great job, at which i could do my work at my own pace, take breaks, blog...
Now i have a bogus horrible job and I can't even sign on to blogger.
I know what you're thinking: "then blog from home. we need you. you're so funny and charming." but home is for eating and masturbation; there's no blogging from there either.
So bear with me, I'm trying to get a new job.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

hi brandon

you may have read on my facebook status that i'm mad at you. well, I am, and now i'm using my blog to verify it.