Monday, October 13, 2008

I only have three readers

Which is fine, because i really like all three of you, a lot. For different reasons:

Al - you have the same last name as me and almost the same birthday. You are very good at telling stories and taught me how to tease my hair. Not in the 80s, in 2008, like a week ago. It was awesome.

Pat - We live together. We are great at sharing. Even smart ones and soda. You show me your butt a lot and it makes me laugh. You know which dances i like and you do them a lot. One time you and Adrienne made me an easter basket. It was awesome.

Jerome - You have great hair and you're not afraid of it. You also love tight pants, so does pat by the way. you guys have that in common. You also keep me updated of the goings on at my old job. even small things like vibrator cleaners. You are lactose intolerant too which makes me feel better about myself. You love judaism. One time we walked all the way to 8th ave for cupcakes. It was awesome.

if i have any other readers let me know and i'll tell you what is awesome about you

3 comments:

Little Fish said...

Wow you are so right, I am awesome. I love you and I love that you love me even though I have terrible grammar. I also love that you never point out my terrible grammar.

Lazy Lorsie said...

I am now a reader and am very interested in your opinion of my awesomeness. Please feel free to use my stunning good looks as a main point.

so that baby-as-pizza is now a part of all my sweetest dreams. If I weren't already paired up with you, Id be hunting for it an adult petite.

PS I finally ordered that wig, and it had better be huge.

Anonymous said...

pick me pick me! i'm a reader!! i even added you to my 'favorites' on my browser.

also, i don't want to create a blogger name, so i'm just going under anonymous. but it's Darya.