Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dear Snapple Fact Finders

Get to work.
You've been telling me that "Frogs never drink" and "crocodiles can't move their tongues" for like 10 years.
make with the research. we live in the information age and this bullshit isn't going to cut it any longer.

love,
mara

1 comment:

Mandy said...

I think that would be a fun job. Kind of like the working for Jeopardy and coming up with those questions. I wonder how I get one of those jobs?