1- "I can't tonight, I have a date." with myself and fucking Naomi and Ethan from 90210 and baked lays.
2- "sorry i didn't pick up; I was sleeping." i definitely was not sleeping but sometimes when you call I get overwhelmed and just don't pick up. (don't worry this is not you)
3- "Yeah we can probably give you a ride to Philly." No we can't because we want to talk about boys in the car. Namely you.
4-"We've all got a department meeting in 1/2 hour." Just a big fat lie. There's no meeting. I just want this meeting to only last 1/2 hour.
5- "Nope, there are no more chewy gobstoppers." There are actually probably like 8 left but they're mine. fuck you.
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